The Bachelorette; Season 12: Episode 4 -- The most dramatic.

We all know the Bachelor(ette) is super dramatic and super over-produced. Every episode is the most dramatic thing in the world. It's part of the reason I love this show so much. Some episodes are worse than others and this episode was just one more how dramatic this show is and how much I love it.

PS. Spoilers come early in this episode, so stop reading now!

Reason one: Evan bleeding in the pool on the preview versus Evan actually bleeding in the pool. Basically it made it seem like Chad killed him, but wait he got a bloody nose after synchronized diving.

Reason two: Chad sitting in the dark room, drinking what I assume to be whiskey, alone before the rose ceremony. He's so broody.

Who left: Christian, Nick, Ali

Reason three: JoJo arriving to the resort in a tiny little prop plane and the boys arriving through the muddiest route possible in Jeeps. I mean, are commercial flights and Tahoe Uber drivers not exciting enough?

Reason four: Dog mushing & wood burning hot tubs.

Reason five: The two-on-one date with Chad and Alex. I'm pretty sure Chris Harrison set that one up. He sure knows how to boost those ratings! I'm calling it, both leave.

Guys, Luke and JoJo are the cutest. Luke is amazing at quote too, have you noticed? And the best part, he says all these quotes with a completely straight face. "Hair on the back of your neck" "Something about rollercoasters."

Oh, and I love Dan and Shay. This is the song they sang, it's one of my favs.

Reason six: Dan and Shay. But again, this is why I love this show. And all the people Snapchatting this. Don't you think Chris Harrison just comes in and smashes those phones as to not spoil it?

Reason seven: Ben Roethlisberger, Heinz Ward and Brett Keisel.

Did anyone watch Evan during this entire scene? I mean, god bless his little heart for trying but man oh man. Do we honestly think he's going to get past even the top 10? He is such a dodo.

Poor little white team.

Robby is a sleeper pick. I think he could go farther than I gave him credit for. My heart actually sunk a little when she didn't give him the rose.

Chad calling out people who've "got a problem" with him. I die. All the men who raised their hands. Chad threatening Jordan. Is he dense?

This is the most awkward date I've ever seen. My goodness. What is Chad's past that causes him to be like this? "I'm not an aggressive guy." famous last words. What is the creepy whistle? I'm going to have nightmares now.

Reason eight: Chad whistling through the woods back to the house. When EVER does the person who got kicked off return to the house.

Until the men tell all Chad. Or, maybe next week.

What did you think about this episode? Do you think they are dragging on the Chad storyline a little too long.