Things you'll find on my phone

April 18, 2016

My phone is kind of my life. Not like actually my life, but I love it. Currently my phone has 6,734 photos and 80 videos. 6,735, I just took a picture of my coffee cup.

If you looked at my phone, you'd think I have 7 kids, 13 dogs, that I live in 4 different states and that I'm putting together a book of random screenshots and recipes. You'd see 17 identical pictures of tulips that I made Adam retake because the stems didn't look right. You'd see Tomas' first steps, Isabel's videos she makes for "Uncle Adam and Aunt Kris" and you'd see the first picture of baby Caroline and baby Blakely.

If my phone crashed today I'd be out about 10 blog posts and I'd probably cry over my lost pictures. Well, not probably, I for sure would. Thank goodness for the cloud. I'm not really sure what it does, but I know it's up there watching over my pictures.

And yes, that's my adorable nephew oh my background. 

Another thing you'll notice about my phone, there isn't 1 notification, unread email, message or voicemail. Call it the ocd in me, but I cannot handle those little red 1's. They make me crazy.

99% of these I've shared with my best friends. I'm either tagging them on Instagram or sending them screenshots. Some are inappropriate, but I'm sharing a few of the ones that aren't below!

Jennifer Lawrence is my spirit animal. I want/need to be best friends with her. 
And this joke is even better now that Liam and Miley are back together.

 This just cracks me up. This went around in our family group text last fourth of July. 

  Quotes are my favorite things to screenshot. Especially this one. 

 Maybe this makes me vain, but some snapchat filters just have to be screen-shotted. 

 This dress. Lauren Scruggs. I love her and everything about her. 

 Because this is funny. And it makes me feel crazy when I see how low my battery is. 
And yes, if it's less than half, I consider my battery low. 

What would I find on your phone? Jokes, quotes, pictures of babies that aren't yours? Share in the comments below! 

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  1. I can't stand any red circle 1's on my phone, either! And JLaw is amazing. :)

  2. This is hysterical! I have so many random photos/memes like this too. My friends and I are always sending them to each other!

  3. I love this stuff. Your sense of humour cracks me up!!

  4. Haha love these! Every once in a while I go through my old photos and just die laughing.

  5. I hear ya re: if my phone crashed today I'd probably be out of about 10 blog posts. Me too!


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