Guest Post: There's no pink in football.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Happy Friday Everyone! I hope you had a great week (and that it went by fast!). I am SO happy it's finally Friday and the weekend is here. Because it's Friday and because I love guest posts, here is one from one of my best friends. Carly was my roommate all through college and now bridesmaid. She's hilarious, sarcasic, sweet, kind and gorgeous. Anyways, get ready to laugh until your abs hurt, without further ado, Carly's guest post, There's no pink in football. 
It’s football season. And it’s awesome?
I love a good Thursday night football game as much as the next girl, but if we’re being honest football season is a time of struggle. Passing up the queso dip every freaking weekend starts to wear on a person. The weekly reminder of how much I wish I liked beer gets me down. And I miss my husband. 
But that’s not even the worst of it. Let’s talk about females during this time of year. What are you doing girl in the pink bedazzled Tom Brady jersey? You need to reevaluate your life. If you were not born in the northeastern corner of the United States, then you had better have a damn good reason for being a diehard Patriots fan, and no, it cannot have anything to do with Gisele.
As far as I’m concerned, there are three types of girls in this world. The ones who talk off sides and Manning brothers pretending to know what the hell is going on, the ones who don’t even pretend to know what’s going on so they buy a belly-jersey three sizes too small and drink beer at the bar, and the very few who actually know what they’re talking about and thoroughly enjoy watching ESPN instead of Real Housewives. In my opinion, they’re all equally annoying. 
Can we all just agree to give this sport to the guys and gracefully sit with a cocktail not having to chime in after every dropped pass? If you’re screaming obscenities with every touch down, you’ve had too much to drink anyway and that’s not cute no matter what sport you’re watching. It’s okay to not have any NFL apparel to wear on Sundays and it’s okay to not like beer.


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