The Bachelor: The best quotes.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

The Bachelor never fails to provide us with amazing quotes. I think this might be the best year yet. Cue Olivia and the twins. This week without a doubt had some great pearls of wisdom from the ladies of the house. blue = quotes from the ladies // black = my thoughts // italics= Adam's thoughts.

Let's do this people. It's bachelor time. Grab your wine, grab your remote and let's do this.
  • I'm not threatened by anyone who goes on a one-on-one with Ben. Ben is my peace. I'm zen with Ben, I'm good -- he's mine. --Olivia // Olivia, just stop. 
  • I feel like I was being cheated on for my own sanity, I can't see that. --Olivia
  • Let's just hope we don't have to do nipple tassels - that would not be okay. --Lauren H // I bet Olivia might prove you wrong here Lauren.
  • I have no talent. I have zero talent. --Lauren B // Me too girlfriend, I would be dead in this. But don't worry Lauren B, you're gonna win regardless. 
  • I'm losing my fuc... I'm losing my shit. --Lauren H
  • We're in it to twin it. // Oh, god. Go home. How are you both still here. 
  • She's like a sex panther. --Ben. // Are we talking about the same girl Ben? Caila?
during the group date --- verge of a meltdown referring to Olivia.
kristen please, is it halfway over? Not even close Ads. Henry, do you want to go sleep in my car? 
  • I feel like roses will never be the same in real life. --Girl at rose ceremony. // Who would have thought roses would cause some trauma. 
She is like 10 shades of crazy, don't you think. She is full blown panic. That chick needs to go home. 
  • Sorry -- I don't know whats going on. --Ben. // Referring to Olivia, he knows she's nuts.
  • You may now kiss the bride. --Ben. // That was the stupidest date ever. 
  • It's good to feel. Just feel. Please feel. --Ben. // That was super eloquent Ben. Good job.
  • Is that your ex boyfriend too? --Ben. Oh my gosh, that is so embarrassing, why didn't they take these down? --One of the twins.  // This whole scenario is so awkward. 
  • I think I have a stronger connection than the there twin. --Another twin. // Cue, one twin throwing the other twin under the bus. 
I mean let's be honest, he's not going to marry that girl. Referring to the twin.
  • I just feel like I'm such a complicated person. --Jubilee. // No, you're not. You're making yourself complicated. 
  • Hey kids. --Chris Harrison. // Oh, Chris aren't you just the light of the evening. 
  • Ben and I are back, there is no doubt in my mind. He's mine. --Olivia. // Ugh, you really are the worst.
  • All eyes are on me, because I'm strong. --Olivia. // No Olivia, that is not why all eyes are on you.
  • Good luck. --Amber. // Good luck to you too dear. 

And this week, Ben sent the following ladies home: Amber, Rachel and one of the twins. To be honest, I'm not sure which twin is which in the picture, so I just crossed one out.

Better luck next time Ambs. Maybe third time is the charm.

What are you thoughts this week?

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8 comments:

  1. Ugh. Olivia. I'm a little over her.. every episode is just all her, all the time... I can't decide if she's really that bad, or if she was manipulated and edited to be that way... because how can she not know how she's coming across???

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  2. I am catching up on the Bachelor and watched the second episode last night. It was painful to hear one of the twins declare, on national TV, that she's "just not very smart." COME ON. Wow, that's going to make him want to date you. As I get older (I'm 34), this show gets more and more painful to watch.

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  3. I am catching up on the Bachelor and watched the second episode last night. It was painful to hear one of the twins declare, on national TV, that she's "just not very smart." COME ON. Wow, that's going to make him want to date you. As I get older (I'm 34), this show gets more and more painful to watch.

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  4. Oh my gosh I'm so over Olivia. I am hoping she goes home soon... I can see Ben as being one to ditch the drama regardless of what the producers say!

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  5. oh the bachelor you really cannot make the stuff they say up. i'm still laughing/cringing over comments Lace made on the first episode. i also love the "i'm zen with Ben"

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  6. This was such a weird episode. I really thought he was going to keep Haley, just because the forcefulness of Emily in the bedroom at their house conversation was so weird. Or do I have the twins backwards? I have no idea. Anyways. Olivia is crazy.

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  7. Ok so I'm only half way through watching but holy moly, what I've seen so far is nuts! I'm so over Oliva and I'm really loving JoJo!

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  8. I don't watch the Bachelor but these quotes are pretty entertaining.

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I love hearing from all of you and greatly appreciate all your feedback and comments! xx Kristen

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